1. [ while hopping around over-dramatically on one foot: ] "Aiiiyyyy! Watch where you're walking! I'll have you know that you just stomped on the soon-to-be-greatest god in all of Japan! You'll be sorry once I've built myself the big... gest... shrine..."
2. [ as he finally registers who it is, and with all the finesse of a used car salesman: ] "—Ehh you know what, it's fine! Say, you look like someone who had lots of things on the go, right? Don't make that face, look, I know what success looks like! I know exactly what you need: a super-fast, super-reliable and super-affordable delivery god to help you with things. I can clean, mend things, do your shopping— hey, wait! Come back! You haven't heard my rate!"
3. [ hands up, backing away nervously: ] "GAH! L-Look, whatever they told you, I don't owe Kim-un-kamuy any money! Okay, yes, there was that really amazing festival that one time at Kamui Fuchi's temple but in my defense, I thought the sign said the alcoholic offerings were for everyone! It was really dark, anyone could have made that mistake?!"
4. [ through slightly gritted teeth: ] "Yes ma'am, fast-reliable-and-affordable delivery god Yato at your service. Why is it always cats, this whole thing started with cats..."
5. [ looking around for probable cause, but not that shocked; he's seen caused too many dead bodies of his own. nudging it with his boot. ] "Oi... this isn't a great place to be dead, you know. People are going to think I did this— if anyone's eavesdropping, I didn't do this!"
EDIT: If these aren't sufficient, I can also provide many in-game samples from previous times I've played him, it's just they're from 2020 and fell outside the 12 months allowable window.
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2. [ as he finally registers who it is, and with all the finesse of a used car salesman: ] "—Ehh you know what, it's fine! Say, you look like someone who had lots of things on the go, right? Don't make that face, look, I know what success looks like! I know exactly what you need: a super-fast, super-reliable and super-affordable delivery god to help you with things. I can clean, mend things, do your shopping— hey, wait! Come back! You haven't heard my rate!"
3. [ hands up, backing away nervously: ] "GAH! L-Look, whatever they told you, I don't owe Kim-un-kamuy any money! Okay, yes, there was that really amazing festival that one time at Kamui Fuchi's temple but in my defense, I thought the sign said the alcoholic offerings were for everyone! It was really dark, anyone could have made that mistake?!"
4. [ through slightly gritted teeth: ] "Yes ma'am, fast-reliable-and-affordable delivery god Yato at your service. Why is it always cats, this whole thing started with cats..."
5. [ looking around for probable cause, but not that shocked; he's seen
causedtoo many dead bodies of his own. nudging it with his boot. ] "Oi... this isn't a great place to be dead, you know. People are going to think I did this— if anyone's eavesdropping, I didn't do this!"EDIT: If these aren't sufficient, I can also provide many in-game samples from previous times I've played him, it's just they're from 2020 and fell outside the 12 months allowable window.